How your zodiac sign influences your swimming skills

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ARIES

Aries are aggressive and eager to jump in. You will beat up the pool with tremendous vigor, eager to finish but without style or concern for others. Aries, you're irritating in a community pool.

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TAURUS

Ever seen a bull swim? Of course not. If in a flooded field, they could swim, but not gracefully. They like organized pools with strong lane discipline.

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GEMINI

While Geminis can speak the talk, they'll have to be inventive to complete the work. Interesting pool stroke? It's gemini. Also, they have little longevity.

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CANCER

Water symbol Michael Phelps is cancer. Science says water disperses in water, and cancer cells may disintegrate in water, therefore they must move swiftly. Phelps proves it.

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LEO

Lions' amazing, right? Fantastic thick hair, robust beasts. Leos are show swimmers; if someone in a showy suit walks about your pool with a group of admirers, that's a leo.

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VIRGO

Virgos have well-packed swimsuits with pockets for everything. Out of anti-fog spray? Ask Virgo. Trouble with your stroke? Ask Virgo. They are exact swimmers who have seen and analyzed every swimming film.

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LIBRA

Libra Ian Thorpe is better in a relay than alone. Librans are snooty and favor special pools, so you won't see many in public. In water? Excellent medley swimmers who like to change it up. Balanced, it's scales. Bilateral breathing is almost natural.

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SCORPIO

Same suggestion for another water sign. If you risk melting, you need tough skin. Scorpio swimmers, protect your skin. This indicates intensity and extremes. Scorpios are fantastic psychopaths or cold-water swimmers.

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SAGITTARIUS

Freedom. FREEDOM! A important term for sagittarians. So they'll be at any nudist swim. Wild swimming is for sagis. They despise "slow, medium, fast" social constructions like lane ropes.

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CAPRICORN

That guy shouting at you to speed up at the end of the lane? What a capricorn. Their coaches are great. They are disciplined, self-reliant, and push themselves to their best in the water.

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AQUARIUS

Waterbearer! This is daybreak! Mark Spitz and Rebecca Adlington are aquarians because no sign swims better. The fish may be the exception. Rebellious Aquarians tend to go their own way.

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PISCES

The fish. Born to do it. Amazing swimmers. Water is instinctual and their habitat. Pisces are your go-to sign for water aid, but they may drown themselves helping others. Oh well.

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